Monday, May 18, 2009
The Vikings, starring Kirk Douglas
'To a Viking there was no life except life in battle. There was no death except death in battle. There were no women except women taken in battle."
Simply put, the finest movie ever made--it just has it all: rape, pillage, conquest, a hawk ripping out Kirk Douglas's eye, meadhall shennanigans with Ernest Borgnine, catapaults, wenches, and hot longboat action. Four stars, by Odin!